Sunday, March 4, 2012

If you watched the last CNN debate, you saw a Moment That Changed EVERYTHING.
John King asked a question and Mittwit Romney answered thusly:
"YOU get to ask the questions you want, and I GET to answer the questions I WANT."
Where the fuck was this guy when I was failing chemistry in college??
Okay....A STORAGE TANK HOLDS 440,000 GALLONS OF LIQUID.
THE TANK HAS 7 AREAS OF LEAKAGE, all 1/4 inch deep. the area widths have the FOLLOWING DIMENSIONS:
0.17CM 0.34CM 0.56CM 0.78CM 1.13 CM 1.67 CM 1.94CM...... IF the tank is now at
82.6% storage capacity, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE BEFORE THE TANK IS COMPLETELY EMPTY?
How easy is that!! The correct answer is Bellingham Washington.
Some other correct answers are: Howdy Doody, a Shnauzer, Karl Rove, Macy's, A loin of pork.

Okay, let's do another one. WHAT are the fewest number of people and the fewest square miles
a community can have/be and STILL GET ASSIGNED A ZIPCODE?

You might want to think a little on this one... the answer might surprise you..
HMMM? I think I know it. It's Ringo Starr and...uh... Jarlsberg cheese, aged 90 days.
Damn I am smart. Let's look at some of your answers---
Tampons and a Mars Bar. That's right.
The 7 Dwarfs and George Costanza. That's right too.
Toasters and Organic Tofu. Also Right.
You gotta see the BIG picture here folks. Romney sees it.
It irks him and should irk (or vex if you like) everyone who is proud of this country,
that we have fallen behind just about every place in the world (except Moldova) in
Science, Math and the 6 dialects of Mexico. And only 2% of high school grads
could name the primary source for London Blue Topaz. That doesn't cut it.
But The Romster has solved the big problema in one swift brilliant move.
Fuck the question... YOU get to answer whatever you like AND you my friend are correct.

So before you vote next November, just... What? What did he say?
How could he not understand the question? Okay. He DID understand the question.
He DIDN'T understand his answer.

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